Hi! I'm Sam :)
This is my mother and I
I'm 25 and single.
I live in Austin, TX, the glorious land of live music, exciting new food cultures and great dive bars. We buy, eat, shop & support local. I have a thing for dirty looking musicians. If you have tattoos, smell of whiskey and cigarettes and play the guitar I've probably dated you, or at least checked you out!
I graduated from the University of Texas, Hook 'Em!
I live in Austin, TX, the glorious land of live music, exciting new food cultures and great dive bars. We buy, eat, shop & support local. I have a thing for dirty looking musicians. If you have tattoos, smell of whiskey and cigarettes and play the guitar I've probably dated you, or at least checked you out!
I graduated from the University of Texas, Hook 'Em!
My mother is a wonderful, hilarious inappropriate woman. She taught Sex-Ed for a while and decided to make her life goal teaching me about the things that can go wrong when sex is involved. I knew almost every STD (STI) before the age of 14 and was thoroughly terrified. Our relationship evolved into an open forum for all things sex, relationships, intimacy etc. Though now in my mid-twenties, she realizes I am serious, so she's backing off trying to pretend she is conservative. In direct retaliation I've dedicated this blog to her so she will not be able to forget a lifetime of inappropriateness she so easily bestowed upon me. Revenge mother, revenge!
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